Tuesday, September 26, 2006

SHEEESH!

I have decided I am extremely tired of being fat.
Don't get me wrong it has its perks, its been ages since someone ask me to pose naked for playboy, and I'm so glad because that was getting hard to say no too. tee hee But seriously, I can see the looks of disappointment in my kids' and husband's faces and I hate it. I hate looking at myself in the mornings to get ready and I avoid mirrors the rest of the day as much as possible. And I also miss the occasional man glancing at me now and then, not that I want another man to be interested in me but for the love of pete it's nice to know that maybe in some small way you may have the ability to attract the opposite sex, and that ability, I know for sure, I no longer have.
Sorry to depress or be shitty this morning but it just hit me, that no quarter pounder with cheese is worth this. I haven't decided how but by damn this weight is comin' off.

Tater out!

Monday, September 25, 2006

ROUND'N UP THEM BLOGGERS YEHAW

On Saturday Sept. 23, 2006 I went to the Okie Blogger Round-up in OKC with my sister the redneck diva to meet and greet all her friends and acquaintances she has made through blogging. All that read my blog know I am not good at maintaining my page so basically I just went to chaparone my dear Sis.
I have got to say that I had preconceived ideas in my head as to what everyone would look like and act like, but to my surprise there were some terrific people there and a real comradery that was really neat to witness. Not only will I be going with my sister again next year I will probably be blogging more and reading others more since I can put faces to blogs.
Now don't get me wrong some there did fit my profiling and others surprised even me, but all seemed like decent people.
Mike the coordinator of the Round-up impressed me beyond words. What a guy, and Wow that he would be willing to put in all the work to arrange it all on his lonesome. If you can arrange to go next year it is worth it to meet Mike trust me.
BTW!!!!
My sister won best humorous blog. What an honor, but I can't say I'm surprised she is severely talented and can put a comedic spin on anything. It was well deserved, and trust me I rode home with her, it was much appreciated. Well not much more to say it's Monday and all ya know.

Tater out

Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Here she is... Mrs Taterica

TEE HEE
That was a spin on Miss America.
Yeah I know I have been such a disapointment not keeping up my blog, but please don't be too hard on me, remember I only a commontater.BWAAHAAHAA
My life is not nearly as exciting as my Sis the Redneck Diva, but since I blogged last we have bought a farmette, moved into the farmette, raised chickens from chicks and here comes the mystery DUMDUMDUM... Some mysterious beast of the Oklahoma Hills is KILLING MY CHICKENS!!!!!!! The first night it got 9 of them, we mourned but at least we still had 16 left. We stepped up farmland security and raised the mysterious beast alert level to orange. The chickens were under close watch and everything went well for a few weeks... UNTIL...Jon got up to let the chickens out at daybreak so they could get the good bugs, you know the ones that haven't had time to get back in their little buggie holes, and then he returned to bed. I got up at six a.m. and looked out the window and there were little chicken parts all over our front and back yard, THE BEAST HAD STRUCK AGAIN!!!! And it killed 13 chickens in the span of less than one hour. So our theory is it is a pack of beasts or one freakin' scary beast. Needless to say we only have three chickens left and we are a mixture of sad and pissed off. In the words of my wise husband, "It will take us four days to get a full dozen eggs now" ( that's why he's a college instructor he is SOOOO wise haha)
But that is the extent of my farmette excitement. I hope to be updating frequently since I have a job where I have the internet now, because my tightassed husband still won't let us get it at home.
Tater out.