Here she is... Mrs Taterica

TEE HEE
That was a spin on Miss America.
Yeah I know I have been such a disapointment not keeping up my blog, but please don't be too hard on me, remember I only a commontater.BWAAHAAHAA
My life is not nearly as exciting as my Sis the Redneck Diva, but since I blogged last we have bought a farmette, moved into the farmette, raised chickens from chicks and here comes the mystery DUMDUMDUM... Some mysterious beast of the Oklahoma Hills is KILLING MY CHICKENS!!!!!!! The first night it got 9 of them, we mourned but at least we still had 16 left. We stepped up farmland security and raised the mysterious beast alert level to orange. The chickens were under close watch and everything went well for a few weeks... UNTIL...Jon got up to let the chickens out at daybreak so they could get the good bugs, you know the ones that haven't had time to get back in their little buggie holes, and then he returned to bed. I got up at six a.m. and looked out the window and there were little chicken parts all over our front and back yard, THE BEAST HAD STRUCK AGAIN!!!! And it killed 13 chickens in the span of less than one hour. So our theory is it is a pack of beasts or one freakin' scary beast. Needless to say we only have three chickens left and we are a mixture of sad and pissed off. In the words of my wise husband, "It will take us four days to get a full dozen eggs now" ( that's why he's a college instructor he is SOOOO wise haha)
But that is the extent of my farmette excitement. I hope to be updating frequently since I have a job where I have the internet now, because my tightassed husband still won't let us get it at home.
Tater out.